Here it is! The moment you’ve all been waiting for!
The banana shirt has finally arrived at Cake Bandit’s repository for shirts. Capable of being worn anywhere, Cake Bandit’s shirts are guaranteed to offend absolutely nobody of importance.
Wear them to casual meetings with potential or current employers. Wear them when you don’t want to wear a blank shirt. Wear them when you don’t want to support a cause, band, brand, sandwich shop, beer, toaster oven, and anytime where wearing any of your pre-existing printed shirts will out you as the opinionated asshole that you really are! Wear them layered with jackets, just fucking buy them and wear them, okay? Wear them on dates with that girl that you’re not quite sure why, but is really easy to piss off. Wear them on “Wear you favorite brand” day at school. They’re sure to start conversations because why the hell are you wearing a banana on your chest? BUY SOMETHING, I’M SO HUNGRY. You can even buy your favorite color and get a banana printed on that.
I feel special for being a part of this by suggesting this.
(Source: unfortunateblogname)
